memeswearhouse | COPY PASTE MEMES

Hi! Welcome to my profile ^_^ My name is memeswearhousekitsune-chan(1) and I really like to rite fanfic. So you should join me <3<3<3
Its okay if u don’t know how to start let me help KUDASAI(2). Here’s some ideas on how 2 rite a SUGOIDESUNE(3) story!

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<BIG><BIG><center>Prompt ideas!!! <3</center></BIG></BIG>
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ONE
Typos – Um. I don’t kno anyone who would be a beta reader for me so their may be a lot of typos. GOMEN.(4)

TWO
Japanese/other foreign languages – WATASHI DAISUKI NIHONGO! That means I love Japanese, so I’m going to put a lot of it in my fanfiction. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to put a dictionary at the end so you know what I am saying *^_^* U can also use other languages or leik english english from Britain, but Japanese is the most kawaii~~~

THREE
Author’s notes – UM I may put these in the middle of the story so you know what’s going on. Or if I have a funny thing to say. Teehee~ ((A/N:THEY'LL LOOK LIKE THIS BTW!!))

FOUR
Shipping! – omg like. I love my otp. You can totally tell they love each other even if they really hate eachother omg. They’re hate is so amazing! They should have the hot buttsex lol so kawaii (5)

FIVE
Purple prose – if u describe a scene it should use as many descriptive words az possible. Like “Amber orbs” or “pools of emerald” for eyes. It’s soooo much more better that way.

SIX
Mary sue – omg. Just because my character is a woobie, but also leik the most powerful character and like everyone wants them and is just jealous doesn’t make them a mary sue. They don’t have any flaws at all. STOP FLAMING.

SEVEN 
Songfic- um I think this song by Evanescence really fits my character. It describes their inner sadness ttly

EIGHT
Lemon! – so um. I dk anything about sex but do u really need lube????

NINE
Babies!- I think every character should have a kid and be pregnant. Even if it’s two boiz. Lmao so kawaiiii</cut>

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Remember:

“This means the character is talking”
‘this is the thoughts’
*This means they are using their ultra sugoi mind powers!*

R&R 
And NO Flames PLzZZZ THEY WILL BE USED TO COOK OUR HOTDOGS hehee

DICTIONARY::

1:memeswearhouse is my name and kitsune mean fox. Chan is what Japanese girls call each other to be KAWAII!!!
2: Kudasai means plz lol
3: Sugoidesune means its amazing right!!!111 uno
4: Gomen means i'm sorrie. isn't it funny that it says "go men"? I think that's kinda weird. hehe ^_^
5: Kawaii means CUTE. omg itsthebestwordever. lmaoaoaoaoa

Rules/how to play:
>>Post with your character
>>Tag others
>>You are now in a bad fanfic. Make it as terrible as possible.
>>Weep tears at how awful it is.

<S>I hope you all know how much that hurt me to write.</s>

Meme originally by <user name=memeswearhouse>

Edited 2018-03-08 20:16 (UTC)

<table width=400><TR><TD>I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. </TD></TR></table></center><center><cut text="scenarios under the cut">
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<big>i. Scenarios</big>
① kidnapped for ransom - everyone wants to make a quick buck. and what quicker way is there than ransoming someones life. Not that everything always goes to plan. Let's just hope that everyone comes out alive and happy.
② kidnapped for revenge - Someone was on the wrong side. Maybe it's the significant other of an Ex. Maybe it's the Ex themselves. Or perhaps it's even more complicated than that. Either way, there's nothing sweeter.
③ cracknapping - Okay, so you didn't mean to drink that much, but now you have woken up in a room with a bunch of mascots from the game and what is going on?
④ kidnapped for help - We need you help. Whether you're willingly up to offer it or not.
⑤ kidnapped for their own good - Want to get you out of a bad situation. It's for your own good. Trust us. You're safe now, you won't be hurt any more.
⑥accidental kidnapping - okay. so this wasn't... exactly what was planned. But looks like we've got an extra person now. W H O O P S ???
⑦ wildcard - Anyway you want it.

<big>ii. relationship</big>
① kidnapper and kidnapee - The prize and the thief, what better combination?
② kidnapee and rescuer - Don't worry, they're here to save you.
③kidnapees! - Well. Stuck together. This is a good bonding moment.
④ kidnappers anonymous - All of you need to get together and feel bad about yourselves.
⑤ wild card - That's the way you need it
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Rules:
» POST with your character, canon and prefs in the subject line.
» COMMENT to other threads and pick a number. (Or let RNG pick.)
» THREAD out the scenarios!
» Have FUN.</cut>

Meme originally by <user name=memeswearhouse>

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conversations with the dead
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<center>❝ Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real? ❞

<Table width=550><TR><TD>Often times we are left without resolution or closure. Or we find ourselves wishing we could speak with those who are no longer with us just to relay news or seek advice. Death steals from us not just a person, but the opportunity to share with that person the rest of our lives. And maybe that's the most difficult thing of it all.

But whether it be through the supernatural, some freak science accident, magic, or some other force beyond our knowledge, you now have a chance to spend a moment with someone who has been long lost. Have a conversation. Yell at them how unfair them leaving was. Cry, hug-- whatever you need to do before this door closes again.

<blockquote>PROMPTS
001 SCIENCE I mean I'd say "Has science gone too far" but I think if you're bringing back the dead it's pretty clear science has gone too far
002 IN YOUR HEAD In a dream or a hallucination? Does it matter that it isn't real?
003 MAGIC Hey, maybe you got friends on the other side
004 A PLACE BETWEEN Caught between life and death, one last place where it's possible to meet those who have been lost to us.
005 Wildcard Anyway you want it</blockquote></TD></TR></TABLE></center>
Rules:
» POST with your character, canon and prefs in the subject line.
» COMMENT to other threads and pick a number. (Or let RNG pick.)
» THREAD out the scenarios!
» Have FUN

Meme originally by <user name=memeswearhouse>

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Train to the After Life
tickets please

<cut><table width=700><TR><TD><div style="text-align: justify;">maybe you know how, maybe you don't. perhaps the memory is fuzzy, or perhaps it's crystal clear down to the look in your comrades' eyes. maybe it was your time; you've done all you wanted to. or maybe you weren't at all ready to go, maybe you went out kicking and screaming -- but none of it matters. you know you're dead, and the train is taking you to an afterlife. perhaps an afterlife of your choice; you might've earned that heaven. or perhaps you've earned something else entirely.

it'll be a bit of a journey, though, so you might as well take your time and talk to the other people in your coach. death knows no place: most of them are strangers, even from faraway worlds. but death knows no time either, so who knows, some of them may be people you know, even if last you knew, they were alive -- or long gone.

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» POST with your character
» said character is now DEAD for whatever reason -- canon, au, what have you. they are on a train with other dead people from many other times, places, and worlds.
» characters don't know for a fact where they're headed -- just a general awareness that they're going to some kind of AFTERLIFE. whatever they think it is is up to the player.
» have FUN & TAG AROUND

<BIG>TRIGGER WARNING!!</BIG>
 this meme obviously deals with death and may deal with other unpleasant themes as a result. please be cautious.

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the nightmare meme

<table width=550><TR><TD><div align=center>"So on his Nightmare through the evening fog
Flits the squab Fiend o'er fen, and lake, and bog;
Seeks some love-wilder'd maid with sleep oppress'd,
Alights, and grinning sits upon her breast."
- Erasmus Darwin, "Night-Mare"</div>

Everyone has nightmares right? The dark thoughts lurking in the depths of our minds. Our fears out of our control. At least they only occur in our sleeping hours... right?

This meme is designed to wretch that comfort right out from under you.

Your character is stuck in their worst nightmare and worse yet, someone is stuck in there with them. Whether it's a familiar face, a stranger, intentional or accidental, you have to dig your way out. Good luck lost souls. And remember. The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself.
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Feel free to use the prompts below as a jumping point, or make up whatever you want. As a warning this meme will possibly contain TRIGGERS and MATURE CONTENT. Read ahead with caution.

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Prompts:
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i. the WEAVER (the nightmare)

001 - waking nightmare - wake up. Wake up. Wake. UP. The only sure guarantee out of a dream. And yet when your eyes open, the fear still surrounds you. The nightmare has its hold. You've woken up to your own nightmare. Why hasn't it gone away?

002 - stuck - Slowly, you begin to realize this is all just a dream. But you can't get out. You're stuck to the whims of your subconscious, unable to escape. Completely aware that this is just a nightmare, but unable to escape.

003 - pursuit - You're being chased, endlessly, by something, someone. Maybe it's a boogey monster, maybe it's only a metaphor. But you're out of breath and places to run.

004 - the end of your world - The apocalypse. Brought about around you. Maybe it came slowly, like a slow burning fire-- or perhaps it was a conflagration. Your entire world is falling apart around you and you can do nothing to stop it. Or perhaps even worse, you're the cause.

005 - your greatest fear - Maybe your greatest fear is something common, like spiders, or something which seems completely mundane, such as the color yellow. Whatever it is, it's surrounding you. Keeping you in it's embrace.

006 - ground hog day - It starts out harmless. One day, not unlike any other. Except, it's repeated over. And over. And over. And over. Until slowly your mind just.... slips away.

007 - i have no mouth and I must scream - slowly, against your will, you're transforming. Turning into a creature unlike yourself. Perhaps a monster, maybe a pile of goo. Whatever it is, you're helpless to stop it.

008 - free style - take these prompts and throw em' out the window. Do it however you want.

ii. the THREAD (why the other character is there)

001 - the devil on their chest. - Maybe the dreamer was someone in your way, someone who had done harm to you or someone you care about, maybe it’s just for shits and giggles. But you are the one who has stuck them in this nightmare, and you want to watch them fall victim to their own mind.

002 - mind link - for some reason you share a connection with this person. Perhaps it's just the passing of the stars, a jolt of electricity, or their mind reaching for yours. But now you’re stuck here, trying to get them out.

003 - experiment - Just a quick injection, maybe a little sting, it won't hurt. That's what the men in coats said. But look where that got you.

004 - save them - you've been tasked to save this person, no matter the cost. Maybe they're a stranger, maybe they're your closest friend, even your greatest enemy, but you have to save them.

005 - just following orders - It's a job, and you've been tasked to it. They may have some info you need. Or maybe you have to keep them in for the benefit of someone else. It doesn't matter. It's only a job. Right?

006 - we have ways of making you talk - They have something you need. And it's time you squeeze it out of them.

007 - free style - take these prompts and throw em' out the window. Do it however you want.</TD></TR></TABLE></div></cut>

It's encouraged that you mention some of your characters specific fears/nightmares in order to make tagging out easier-- however it is not required. Blank comments will not be deleted.

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the TALK IT OUT meme
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Sometimes there are things which are left unsaid which needed to be discussed. Events which happened which had no resolution. Feelings left undiscussed. Or maybe your character needs some counsel. Either way, you have some things which need to be put out in the open. It's not good to let open wounds fester, after all. So it's best to get things out there and try to find some sense of resolution.
<blockquote>i. emotional:
001 Happy Perhaps it's good news. Something you can't wait to tell someone else! 
002 Sad It's easy to hold off the bad news, but it's got to come out into the open sometime.
003 Anger shit man. you are pissed the fuck off. Maybe it's something they did or something out of their control. But you are MAD
004 Confusion look, life is a confusing thing and people are even more confusing and maybe it's best to just figure out WHAT THE HELL really happened.
005 Lust Hey... you know... sometimes you just need to talk about how much you want to bone someone. Totally legit
006 Disappointment Most times, you can't always get what you want. But sometimes, you get what you need. And it fucking SUCKS.
007 Wildcard Anyway you want it

ii. relationship
001 Friends A talk between friends, surely this can't go wrong
002 Family Sometimes it's best to talk with your own blood
003 Lovers Well if you chose them as your lover, hopefully they know you well enough to console you
004 Enemies Hey sometimes it's best to punch your enemies in the face WITH FUCKING WORDS
005 Acquaintance YOU. WITH THE FACE. I don't know you that well but we are going to EXCHANGE SOME WORDS
006 Frenemy Not quite a friend. Not quite an enemy. STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU.
007 Wildcard that's the way you need it</blockquote>

Rules:
» POST with your character, canon and prefs in the subject line.
» COMMENT to other threads and pick a number. (Or let RNG pick.)
» THREAD out the scenarios!
» Have FUN

Edited 2018-03-08 20:24 (UTC)

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<div style="text-align:center;color:#1188ff;font-family:Times;font-size:36px; font-variant:small-caps;">You Can't Go Home Meme</div>
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<div style="text-align:center;color:#ad7994;font-family:Times;font-size:27px; ">❝holding on and letting go❞</div>
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For some reason or another, your character is displaced from their home — be it in the sense of homeland, home planet, home universe, or literal house — and unable to return. How they and the people around them handle that is left up to you.<cut text="Click for prompt ideas!">

Prompts
001. Exiled For one reason or another it's been decided your character is to be exiled. Pushed out of their home by force for some criminal act.
002. Run Away You have to run away. Your troubles are too great, or maybe you consider yourself a great danger. Either way, you can't stay here.
003. Destroyed the doomed hometown, up in ashes, razed to the ground. No matter how much you wish and pray, things will never be the same
004. For your own good some event has occurred, it's made living wherever you grew up impossible. You have to leave. it's the only option.
005. Adventure Out on a grand adventure, except you have a sense that you may never come back to your humble abode again.
006. Welcome Back you made it home, but things are strange. Everything is alien and strange-- and really you've realized you have returned changed. This place cannot be your home ever again
007. wildcard anyway you want it

emotions
001. Anger Bitterness and anger are the only things you can feel. How dare this happen! This was your home. That was where you belonged.
002. Depression gloomy darkness and a dim grayness.
003. Elation the chance of a lifetime, complete happiness about the possibilities! Bring on the world, you're ready!
004. Anxiety A brimming sense of dread, are you ready for this step? Is there any chance to reverse it?
005. Free This was your chance, for once in your life you're on your own. But is this new found freedom what you want?
006. Resignation this is what had to happen, and you will accept the consequences for what they are
007. wildcard that's the way you need it</div>
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 » POST with your character 
» TAG others, use <a href="http://www.random.org/">RNG</a> if you need to, or just make up your own scenario if you want!
» HAVE FUN.

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<a href="http://www.rainymood.com/">caught in the rain</a></center>

it started out quietly, and then, quite suddenly, you're caught in a storm. Time to find cover. Nothing much to do but to wait it out.

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i WHERE:
001 PLAYGROUND - Well, you can try to hide under the slide or maybe in the jungle gym... at least you're some place fun?
002 PARK - Always happens, caught outside trying to take advantage of the weather... and it ends up pulling a fast one on you.
003 STORE FRONT - Better hope they have an awning you can take advantage of 
004 THE BEACH - Not exactly the best place to be during a rainstorm, however it is possible to get caught in a sudden storm
005 WILD CARD - Anyway you want it

ii HOW:
001 TREE - Not the best cover, but it'll have to do, stay close to the roots and you won't get too wet.
002 UMBRELLA - Most conventional... Kinda boring. But it works.
003 NEWSPAPER - Not permanent, but it'll have to do. Good luck
004 BAG - Well... y'gotta do what you gotta do.
005 NONE - You know what. You're a rebel. You don't need cover. Screw convention
006 WILD CARD - that's the way you need it

iii WHY:
001 REJECTED - Welp. Rejection sucks. And no one will see you crying in the rain.
002 WAITING - For the bus? For someone else? For some revelation? What are you waiting for.
003 MELANCHOLY - Sometimes the best place to feel a bit down is out in the rain.
004 HAPPINESS - Is everything going your way? Are you singing a refrain while walking down the lane? Just singin. Singin' in the rain.
005 ANGER - WELL YOU KNOW WHAT. SCREW YOU TOO RAIN.
006 WILD CARD - Anyway you want it.

>> POST with your character 
>> TAG others, use <a href="http://www.random.org/">RNG</a> if you need to, or just make up your own scenario if you want!
>> HAVE FUN.

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<big>the afterlife meme</BIG></center>

You're at the end. you've kicked the bucket. you've passed on. the point is you're dead. And however that end came out it's time for you to face the afterlife. Where will you go? Who will you meet? How old are you? What was your end like?

It's time to meet your end.

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<biG>i. HEAVEN</BIG> - Nirvana, Shangri La, Elysium, either way your good life has paid off and you are now paid off with eternal happiness.

1) PEACEFULLY. You died at peace, you've done all you can with your time and you came to your natural end. Now it's time to meet with those who left you behind.

2) A HERO. You died a hero. Celebrated by many. It's only fair that you get to rest.

3) TOO SOON. You died too soon, perhaps an innocent victim of some villain, or in an accident. However one thing is for certain, you shall rest peacefully here.

4) A VICTIM. A victim  of a horrible circumstance, a painful death. Either way your end wasn't pleasant.

5) GUILT. You don't feel you deserve to be here. Not with all the suffering that's left behind, with your actions. Others should be here. Not you.

6) WILDCARD. Anything and everything else.

<BIG>ii. HELL</BIG> - Brimstone and fire. Tortured until the end of time. This is the "bad" place to end up. At least you may run into some interesting people.

1) A THE TOP. You died at the top, everyone suffering, the world at your feet. And yet look at where you are now.

2) JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS. You were just following orders. Doing what your superiors told you to do... and yet here you are.

3) DEFEATED. Unfortunately the "good guys" won, spoiling your plans. Everything you had hoped for was toppled over.

4) GUILT. Now is the best time to repent and reflect on the evil you have caused....

5) SURPRISE. No good deed goes unpunished. Perhaps what you thought was the right thing to do was really the wrong path. Maybe you had been misled. Whatever happened, you ended up here now.

6) WILDCARD. Anything and everything else.

<big>iii. SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN</BIG> - Perhaps your in purgatory.... or in the final crossroads before you and others who have passed on must part. However, you're somewhere in between...

1) FINAL GOODBYE. One last meeting between friends, enemies. Just passing spirits.

2) FIRST MEETING IN A WHILE. It's been long. Way too long.

3) I CAME TO FIND YOU. You have fought through heaven and hell to see this person. To try and find them.

4) VISITATION. Perhaps you were both allowed a visitation between two different realms

5) WILDCARD. Anything and everything else.

<BIG>iv. WILDCARD</BIG> - Anything and everything in between. Any scenario, afterlife, situation that you could possibly imagine.

Instructions:

POST with your character's name and series title.
RESPOND TO OTHERS either using the prompts or make up your own situation. Use <a href="http://random.org">RNG</a> if you feel you need some help.

<center>the CUDDLE IT OUT meme <img alt="" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/86575f5ff94a0bed5c28784c93326b88/tumblr_mg9ievWk1s1rhf295o1_500.gif" /> (or the SHAMELESS FLUFF meme) The room you wake in is unfamiliar. The decor is red and gaudy, the pillows and other features of the room ♥heart-shaped♥. The bed is, thankfully, comfortable.</center><center> And there's someone in the bed with you. Are they male, female, or otherwise? A total stranger, or an old lover? Older than you, or younger than you? Well, no matter who they are, even if you would never dream of it otherwise, you're suddenly filled with an urge to cuddle the shit out of them. Right here, right now. And so are they, so that should work out just fine.</center> Let's be real. Sometimes, you just want to play fluff. Good old fashioned "cuddle up in front of a fire and snuggle like cute little bunnies" fluff. But some characters are ~anti-social~ or have ~space issues~ and it's impossible to get them to just friggin' loosen up, and building that kind of CR can take for-fucking-ever. So really, this meme is for all the shameless fluffers out there. Here's lookin' at you, kid. HOW IT GOES DOWN: - Comment with your characters, putting any preferences you have somewhere in the comment. - Others will respond. - Your characters, no matter what they would usually do or if they even know each other, will have the burning desire to smother the other person in affection and cuddles - <strike>There is no thirteenth floor. There is no Miss Zarves.</strike> There is no RNG. - Have fun.

<S>And yes. This is totally a blatant rip off of <a href=http://bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/685977.html>that other meme</a>, no harm meant. just some good old fashioned fluff.

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The Mirror of Erised
it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live

<table width=450><TR><TD><div align=justify>"The Mirror of Erised is a mirror, which, according to Albus Dumbledore, shows the 'deepest and most desperate desire of one's heart.' The name "Erised" is "desire" spelled backwards, as if reflected in a mirror. The happiest person in the world would look in the mirror and see a reflection of exactly the way he or she is. Inscribed across the top of the frame is the following text: Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi. Reversing the inscription and rearranging the spaces produces: I show not your face but your heart's desire." - <a href="http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Mirror_of_Erised">wiki</a>. </div></td></tr></table></center>

<div style="text-align: left;">Your character has stumbled upon this magical mirror. Perhaps they were poking around in a basement, or a mystical forest, or maybe they were out somewhere entirely different. Whatever the case may be, they are now entrapped by whatever the mirror has chosen to show them.

Another person comes along and is free, now, to do what they wish. Perhaps they get caught into their own desires or get a peek into your character's heart.

Really it's up to you. And whatever your heart desires

» POST with your character
» TAG others
» PINE for what is out of reach
» have FUN

Note While blank comments won't be deleted, it's encouraged for anyone who posts to give a short description of what their character would see, or at least specify that they'd rather the other party set up a scenario!</div>

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Edited 2018-03-08 22:07 (UTC)

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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE2fnYpwrng">It's like a heatwave burning in my heart</a></center>

holy crap it wasn't that hot out last week. Now suddenly the mercury's skyrocketing and you have to find some way to beat the heat

Scenarios listed below for those who want 'em.

<cut>i WHERE:
001 PLAYGROUND - man that asphault is a killer. Better try and find some cover quick
002 AT HOME - Ac's broken. it's too hot. And opening a window seems to have no effect.
003 POOL -Ah the perfect place to cool off... and check out some babes ;D
004 CLASS - The hours seem to tick by that much more slowly when the temperature is on the rise....
005 LOCKED OUT - Crap. Where did you put your keys. Did you REALLY manage to lock yourself out on the hottest day of the year?
006 WILD CARD - Anyway you want it

ii HOW:
001 SHADE - Not perfect. But it will have to do..
002 UMBRELLA - Hey. It's not girlie if you don't want the UV rays to get to your skin
003 FAN - Hey, it serves the double purpose of cooling you down and making weird alien voices!
004 ICE CREAM - Maybe a sweet treat will help? I call dibs on the otter pop
005 SPRINKLERS - Let's get runnin' through those sprinklers
006 SODA POP - Fizzy and refreshing.
007 STRIPPING - It's gettin' hot in heeere. So take off all yo' clothes~
008 NONE - Nothin' but you and your hand. Not in that way you pervert.
009 WILD CARD - that's the way you need it

iii WHEN:
001 MORNING - Is it really even worth getting out of bed if it's this hot out?
002 NOON TIME - The worst time of day, sun right over head.
003 AFTERNOON - Sun is setting and it may be beautiful but can it be a little less hot and beautiful?
004 NIGHT - And it's night. And not cooling down. At all. Good luck getting any sleep.
005 WILD CARD - Anyway you want it.</cut>

>> POST with your character 
>> TAG others, use <a href="http://www.random.org/">RNG</a> if you need to, or just make up your own scenario if you want!
>> HAVE FUN.

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<table width=450><TR><TD><div align=justify>"Psychologically, Sigmund Freud (1856–1939) proposed that if the nursing child’s appetite were thwarted during any libidinal development stage, the anxiety would persist into adulthood as a neurosis (functional mental disorder). Therefore, an infantile oral fixation (oral craving) would be manifest as an obsession with oral stimulation..." - <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_stage>wiki</a> </div></td></tr></table></center>
Sometimes a lollipop is just a lollipop. Other times you just want to get randy.
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001 cunnilingus - Give a lady a little love, remember the alphabet technique!
002 blow job - Remember, no teeth (Unless they're in to that kinda thing. I ain't judgin')
003 rim job - Ain't nothin' wrong with givin' that tushie a bit of love
004 nipples - Most of us had this fixation at some point. Why not relive it a bit.
005 ear - Maybe they'll hear you coming?
006 neck - Vulnerable and prone, the perfect spot to show someone you're boss
007 fingers - Maybe as foreplay, maybe in public, maybe to lead them to something even steamier
008 toes - maybe you consider the humble foot an erotic part of the body
009 food - and let's not forget the possibilities of food play.
010 wild card- this meme is your stage to play as you wish

» POST with your character and their preferences 
» TAG others
» PROVE freud right
» have FUN

a flower viewing meme

<table width=450><TR><TD><div align=justify>"Hanami (花見?, lit. "flower viewing") is the Japanese traditional custom of enjoying the beauty of flowers, "flower" in this case almost always meaning cherry blossoms ("sakura") or (less often) plum blossoms ("ume")... The blossom forecast (桜前線 sakura-zensen?, literally cherry blossom front) is announced each year by the weather bureau, and is watched carefully by those planning hanami as the blossoms only last a week or two. In modern-day Japan, hanami mostly consists of having an outdoor party beneath the sakura during daytime or at night." - <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanami>wiki</a></div></td></tr></table>

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① picnic Time to break out the booze and spend the day under the branches of some flowers! Enjoy the beauty while it lasts.
② from inside Maybe you're sick or stuck at work. Maybe you've just got allergies. Either way you can't go outside right now.
③ a stroll Just a simple stroll is sometimes all it takes to truly take in the flowers
④ a roof top Hey, some people like to lurk around on roof tops. And that can be the perfect place to view them.
⑤ wild card Anyway you want it

why
① nostalgia maybe this is something like you did with your own family. Or close to it. Whatever it is, these falling flowers have you yearning for yesteryear
② celebration a celebration of new life, of spring, there's plenty to be happy about with this new burst of color.
③ sadness Perhaps these flowers reign in something else entirely. They're a reminder of how things die out so quickly. How beauty is only fleeting...
④ anger Fucking flowers. Why don't they just die already.
⑤ wildcard that's the way you need it.
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Rules:
❦ POST with your character, canon and prefs in the subject line.
❦ COMMENT to other threads and pick a number. (Or let RNG pick.)
❦ THREAD out the scenarios!
❦ Have FUN.

Summer break's finally here! And it's time to take our partying out somewhere nice, maybe the beach! Welp. Break out your bathing suits and get ready, it's time to head out to the beach.

Feel free to just make up your own prompt, or use the suggestions below! Today Bakerstreet is your beach to have fun in!

PROMPTS:

01 TIDE POOLS - Well, you don't actually have to check out the beach. There's always the tide pools near by filled with all sorts of delightful life forms.

02 SUNTANNING - Look, some of us aren't with those newfangled spray on tans. We like to get it the old fashioned way.

03 SURFING - Hang ten dudes. Ride the waves. Other. Surfer talk which I have no idea how to fake.

04 LUAU - LETS GRILL UP SOME PORKS AND DO SOME HULA

05 SAND CASTLES - Make a fantastic sand creation... or perhaps bury your friend up to their shoulders.

06 WADING - Enjoy the surf and just wade out into the waves.

07 PICNIC - What's a better place to enjoy fresh summer fruit than the beach?

08 SHARKS!!!! - THERE'S SHARKS. THERE'S SHARKS ALL UP IN THE WATER. OH GOD.

09 WILD CARD - ANYWAY YOU WANT IT THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT ANYWAY YOU WANT IT.

Rules:
- post up with your character, series... preferances? Also feel free to specify what you're character is doing at the beach!
- Tag others.
- REMEMBER. PUNCH THE SHARKS IN THE EYES. NOT THE NOSE.

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Does your character have something to sell? Or perhaps needs to find some new housing or even wants to get a pet. Well! Now’s the time! We’ve got our Bakerstreet Craigslist going up

Here your character can find everything they need!

Go ahead and browse the various options and see if you can’t find what you’re looking for.

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001 Community
Need to get a bunch of people together for some reason? Preferably to make a possible cult following? This is the section to do it.

002 personals
Looking for someone to share those lonely nights over cold leftovers with? Whether 'just friends' or '+ benefits', when you look into their eyes you might find more than just your own soulless husk staring back at you.

003 housing
Dude you need to get out of your mom’s basement. Seriously.

004 for sale
Got some useless stuff hanging around that isn’t quite good enough for Ebay, but not “authentic” enough for Etsy? Poor starving college student who can’t even afford Ikea? Well have I got the section for you!

005 services
And by services we don’t mean prostitution. Seriously. Don’t even try it.

006 jobs
Hoping that your straight out of college resume will find you something better than a job in a McDonalds drive-thru? Good luck. So does everyone else and their mothers.

RULES:
>> Post up with your characters ad in Craigslist! Be sure to specify the section! Feel free to go anon or un anon
>> Respond to people’s ads.
>> ???
>> I’m not sure if you can even profit from this one

If you aren’t sure what <a href="http://www.craigslist.org/">craigslist</a> is, please visit it here. Your life will be changed.

Characters find themselves in a cafe, a restaurant, their own home, anywhere with a potion in hand. Whichever potion they drink will make them feel an intense emotion towards the first person they see - so intense they can't possibly hide it. If two characters drink the same potion, it's intense, but it's even worse if they drink different potions.

001. Love - They're in love with the first person they see! They would die for them!

002. Hate - The first person they see is about to get it. They suddenly realize all those annoying quirks about their friends drive them ABSOLUTELY INSANE.

003. Jealousy - Why do they have everything YOU obviously deserve?

004. Lust - Oh my God. Why didn't you realize how hot they were before?!

005. Protective - This person is such a fragile little flower, and it's up to you to protect them from all the dangers of the world! In fact, they can never leave your sight again!

006. Possessiveness - How could they have talked to that other girl/boy in third grade?! It's time for you to set them straight and make sure that NEVER happens again.

007. Guilt - You're so sorry for everything you've ever done to them - even if you haven't done anything, you're sorry for everything you're ever going to do!

008. Superiority - They're so dumb and ugly and you're SO smart, clever and everything else under the sun. Do they honestly think they even deserve to breathe the same air as you?

009. Inferiority - You're so dumb and ugly, and they're SO smart, clever and everything else under the sun. Do you honestly think you even deserve to breathe the same air as them? And the answer is, no, you don't.

010. Honesty - Suddenly, you have to tell the truth. The whole truth.

011. Choose Your Own - Any feeling you can think of!

> Post with a character and preferences
> Tag other characters using an <a href="http://www.random.org/">RNG</a> or choose it yourself
> Have fun!

( This meme was requested by an anon. Don't forget, if you want a meme posted feel free to request it <a href="http://memeswearhouse.dreamwidth.org/289.html#comments">here</a> ~ )

a fairy tale meme
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<table width=750><div align=justify>PROMPTS:
 
① Sleeping Beauty: Fallen into a deep, magical sleep, the only thing that can wake you is true love's kiss!

② The Little Mermaid: Oh no! The witch has stolen your voice! Use sign language, write a sign, get your love to kiss you or else get stuck in the ocean again.

③ Tarzan: He's a wild man! Will you teach him the ways of the world, and maybe the ways of love while you're at it?

④ Beauty and the Beast: The prince has been transformed into a beast by a spell, the only way for it to be broken is for someone to fall in love with him. Who will be the one to break through to him and break the spell?

⑤ Cinderella: They met at the ball and really hit it off, but when the clock struck midnight, that mysterious lover ran off! All that's left is a glass slipper, time to start knocking on doors...

⑥ Frog Prince(ss): Will you kiss that frog and turn them into your true love?

⑦ Rapunzel: Locked in a tower, will love ever come rescue you?

⑧ Aladdin: Can someone who grew up on the mean streets capture the heart of royalty?

⑨ Swan Princess: Swan in the daylight, human at night, can love conquer all and find a way to break the curse?
 
⑩ Open: Do any fairy tale you want or combine options to make your own. :)</div></table></center>
 
Rules:
❦ POST with your character, canon and prefs in the subject line.
❦ COMMENT to other threads and pick a number. (Or let RNG pick.)
❦ THREAD out the scenarios!
❦ Have FUN.

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<big>Ever want your character to say something-- but they just. can't. get it out? Well have I got the meme for you. Certain situations call for dirty laundry to get aired out. So now's your chance!</big>

1» confessional: Maybe it's a member of the clergy, a professional, a loved one, or just a stranger on the street. But you can't hold back what you're keeping inside any longer.

2» spur of the moment: Whoops, you didn't mean to say that. Well. I guess now's as good as any other time to say it right?

3» death bed: One or both of you are dying, and now is the best time to say what needs to be said.

4» drunk: Nothing like a few good drinks to get the mouth rolling.

5» truth serum: Maybe it's something you just drank, an injection-- or the very air you're breathing

6» under duress: perhaps the truth needs to be forced out of you.

7» wild card: Anyway you want it~

Rules:
»post up with your character
»respond to others
»use <a href="http://random.org">RNG</a> if y'want. Don't if you don't wanna.
» CONFESS YOUR SINS

You wake up in a strange room. Another person is there with you. A collar with a timer is attached to your neck.

In the middle of this room is a note, with very simple instructions. Follow these instructions or the collar around your neck will explode. AND YOU WILL DIE.

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SITUATIONS:

01. EAT - There is a huge pasta dinner. Tons. Of meatballs. And spaghetti. And tomato sauce.

Or maybe it's a 15lb cheeseburger.

Whatever. Eat it all. OR DIE.

02. WATCH AND BE QUIET - This is the stupidest movie. It's like if Gigli and The Happening were put together and had a terrible movie baby.

But you and your partner both have to watch it together. With out. Making. Any. Commentary.

OR DIE.

03. STARE - It's a staring contest. TO THE DEATH.

...

OR DIE?????

04. WRITE - Looks like you've got to finish this term paper in an hour.

With four references.

In MLA format.

OR DIE.

05. TURN OFF - That is one hot and heavy porno. Do your best not to get turned on.

OR DIE.

06. CLEAN - This. Is the messiest room you have ever seen. CLEAN IT. MAKE SURE IT'S SPOTLESS.

OR DIE.

07. FUCK - OBLIGATORY SEX OPTION. OR DIE.

08. WILD CARD - Thought up of some other option you'd like to play out? Well go ahead and play it out....

OR DIE.

How to play

- Post with your character's name and canon. Mention prefs
- post to others.
- feel free to choose freely/make up/modify the situation or use <a href=http://www.random.org/>RNG</a>
- Follow the instructions.... OR DIE.

Obligatory disclaimer Because of the nature of this meme there will be touchy subject matter. Please be forewarned.

<TABLE width=500><TR><TD align=justify>Down Below
the orpheus & eurydice meme
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You've lost someone dear. An important piece. By surprise or not, the loss rips you to your core. You'd do anything to get them back, buy a one way ticket to drag them from the pits. So here comes the devil with an offer you can't refuse. Are you willing to pay the price? Can you keep your word on the conditions?

<a href=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXIXq1MM6iw>Down below
Six-feet-under-the-ground below
Course there is another way
But nah, I ain't supposed to say</a>

Join us on a journey to the river Styx. Look for your heart and bring them back. It seems like a simple set-up- But there's a catch (there always is). A trial to face, an impossible caveat. You're willing to risk it all for them. Will you succeed or does your shot slip through your fingers right at the last moment. And will that weight crush you?

<a href=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXIXq1MM6iw>With all your heart?
Well, that's a start</a>

This is a meme based on the Myth of Orpheus and Eurydice, a tale from Greek mythology about a musician who lost his wife. All he had to do to bring her back from the after life was lead her out with out turning back to look at her. Unfortunately her silence unnerved him. Right as they were at freedom, he looked back and saw her as she faded back to nothing.

There's the basic prompt, feel free to play from there. Whether your character succeeds or not, what their trial is, and who they bring back is up to you. </cut>

_ POST with your character
_ LIST your preferred role if you want
_ PAY the toll
_ GO down below

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time loop meme.

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A disaster awaits in the near future, you've seen it happen with your own eyes. It rips to your core and destroys all you hold dear. But you're given a chance-- A loop hole. Somewhat literally. It could be a wish granted by a cute mascot character <S>who you must never trust</s>. A strange tear in reality that you can enter. Maybe a potion. Who knows. But the fact is now you can go <a href=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OmEhxkQoyU>back to the start</a>.

Maybe it sounds easy at first. But who knows what caveats this 'blessing' comes with. Never mind whatever trauma you're attempting to correct-- does the jump screw with your memories? Can you even remember why you're repeating the day/month/year/LIFETIME. And if your memory is intact, who's to say anyone will believe or trust what you're saying.

And just maybe.

You'll make things so much worse.

This prompt is obviously inspired by my homegirl Homura (<S>wait is this a spoiler the anime is almost ten years old</s>) and also The Edge of Tomorrow. But your character doesn't need to be attempting to save a specific person. Maybe they're trying to take someone out before they cause a disaster. Maybe they're attempting to save the world? Man, maybe they just REALLY want to repeat time for some trivial reason that's important to them. Just roll around in the mud and get messy ig.</cut>

I don't care if I have to stay locked in this 
endless maze
If it means saving you

_ POST with your character
_ LIST your preferred role if you want
_ <S>繰り返す</s> REPEAT
_ FAIL
_ LOSE some of yourself
_ REPEAT AGAIN until you find your way out of the maze

COPY PASTE MEMES

FANFICTION.NET MEME

Kiddnapped meme

Conversations with the Dead Meme

train to the afterlife

Nightmare meme

talk it out meme

You can't go home meme

rain meme

afterlife meme

CANDY GRAM MEME

MUSE MOST WANTED MEME

CUDDLE IT OUT MEME

mirror of erised

SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN

HEATWAVE MEME

FML MEME

The Pocky Meme

Mistletoe Meme

Tucking in meme

ORAL FIXATION MEME

Someone's asleep in my bed meme

hanami - a flower viewing meme

Wish granting meme (OOC)

BEACH MEME

Craigslist meme

emotion potion

Two truths and a lie

Fairytale meme

Confessions meme

Karaoke Meme

OR DIE... meme

six feet under the ground below ( orpheus & eurydice )

TIME LOOP